NOT THE AVERAGE IOWA FARMERS


I'm into baseball, but that doesn't stop me from asking why
there are basemen throwing up in the moratorium.
Does this bother you? Are we on the same page?

You guys are going to make me laugh. That's how
much I invest in our friendship, and how little
does it matter which tunes we end up squandering,
there'll always be room for you at Home Depot.
I know because I'm over there all the time,
checking out light switches and stuff.

For some reason I find myself
converted by these acts, many of them
not even my idea. It looks to be a certain kind of day ahead,
the mistaken-for-informative brochure informed me.